obvigay

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a guy so gay he smells like glitter and regret from the first time you see him

Hey bro, you're like a walking rainbow and I'm getting dizzy

This guy walks in and I'm like 'is that a disco ball in his pants?'

He texted me 'I saw your profile and I'm in love' and I'm like 'bro I'm not even your friend'

a person so gay they could make a drag queen blush and cry at the same time

He showed up in a sequin shirt and I died

He told me he likes to dance in the shower and I asked if he also sings to his plants

He said he cried when he saw a unicorn and I was like 'bro you're not even 10'

a human being so gay they probably got kicked out of heaven for being too loud

He texted me 'I saw your face and I know we're gonna be best friends' and I was like 'we're not even in the same class'

He wore glitter to school and I'm still haunted by it

He told me he has a pet flamingo and I asked if it also wears high heels