obvicrop

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when you chop someone out of a photo like they’re a piece of bad meat and leave their head floating next to a wall like it’s a horror movie.
I cropped my ex out of my vacation pic so hard, his face is now stuck on the side of my fridge.
My mom did an obvicrop on my dad’s face so he looks like he’s hiding from a ghost.
My friend cropped her crush out of the group chat picture, and now he’s just a floating arm near a pizza box.
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the art of cutting someone out of a picture so fast, it looks like they got hit by a bus and left a weird shadow in the background.
I obvicroped my crush out of the class photo, and now he’s just a random elbow near the ceiling.
My sister cropped her annoying brother out of the family photo so hard, he’s now just a leg sticking out of a cake.
My boss obvicroped me out of the team picture, and now I’m just a floating eye near a coffee cup.
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when you take someone out of a picture so hard, it feels like you’re doing surgery on their face and leaving a weird bruise on the side of the photo.
I obvicroped my ex out of our vacation pic so hard, his head is now a bruise on the side of a beach.
My cousin cropped her dad out of the family photo, and now he’s just a weird shadow near a toaster.
My teacher obvicroped me out of the class photo, and now I’m just a floating hand near a whiteboard.
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when you erase someone from a picture so fast, it’s like they vanished and left a hole in the background that’s still bleeding pixels.
I obvicroped my crush out of the group photo, and now he’s just a floating hole near a soda can.
My mom erased my dad from the family picture so hard, he’s now a hole in the background with a weird shadow.
My friend obvicroped her crush out of the class photo, and now he’s just a floating hole near a backpack.
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when you crop someone out of a picture so fast, it’s like they were never there and now the photo looks like it’s haunted by random body parts.
I obvicroped my ex out of the vacation photo, and now he’s just a random leg near a sunset.
My sister cropped her annoying brother out of the family photo, and now he’s just a floating arm near a cake.
My boss obvicroped me out of the team photo, and now I’m just a weird head near a coffee cup.
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when you cut someone out of a picture so fast, it looks like they ran away and left a mess in the background.
I obvicroped my crush out of the group photo, and now he’s just a mess near a pizza box.
My mom cropped my dad out of the family picture, and now he’s just a mess near a toaster.
My teacher obvicroped me out of the class photo, and now I’m just a mess near a whiteboard.
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