Obvice

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Advice so obvious it’s like someone just told you to wear pants before going outside. You feel like they think you’re a moron.
'You should study for the test, dummy.' I was already studying.
'You should brush your teeth before bed.' I had a toothbrush in my hand.
'You should eat before you go on a diet.' What am I, a brain?
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How obvious something is. Like when you’re so obvious, even your grandma could’ve told you.
'That math problem was so easy, it had obvice written all over it.'
'The answer was right there, but he had zero obvice.'
'She had so much obvice, I wanted to scream.'
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