obvicado

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1
California’s way of saying obviously, but with a side of attitude and a lot of laziness
Obvicado, I’m gonna fail this class again, bro.
Obvicado, I’m not going to work out today.
Obvicado, I’m gonna eat this whole pizza by myself.
2
When you’re too cool to say obviously, so you say obvicado instead
Obvicado, I’m gonna get a 100% on this test.
Obvicado, I’m gonna win the lottery.
Obvicado, I’m gonna be rich by 20.
3
A fancy word that California uses when they mean obviously, but also they’re too high to say it properly
Obvicado, I’m gonna pass this class.
Obvicado, I’m gonna get a job.
Obvicado, I’m gonna get laid tonight.
4
California’s version of obviously, but with more swear words and less effort
Obvicado, I’m gonna fail this test.
Obvicado, I’m gonna eat all my food.
Obvicado, I’m gonna be the best at this.
5
When you say obviously, but you’re too lazy to say it right, so you say obvicado instead
Obvicado, I’m gonna be rich.
Obvicado, I’m gonna get a dog.
Obvicado, I’m gonna be famous.
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