obviass

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When someone yells out the obvious just to make you feel stupid and themselves feel important.

'You're wearing pants! Why are you even talking?}'

'I'm telling you this like it's a secret, but it's not.'

'Duh, the sun is out. What were you thinking?'

A person who screams the most basic fact just to show off how much they know and how little you do.

'The sky is blue! Who doesn't know that?}'

'You're eating chips! I'm surprised you even know how to eat.'

'The movie is playing right now. Are you blind?'

When someone states the obvious so loud and proud it sounds like they’re trying to make you fail a test.

'You’re on a phone! You’re obviously not dead.'

'It’s 2 PM. No one is surprised.'

'The door is open. You’re not a genius, but you’re not stupid either.'

A person who acts like they’re telling you a secret, but it's something you already knew and it’s not worth mentioning.

'You’re sitting here! I can’t believe you didn’t notice.'

'The music is on! How are you not hearing it?'

'You're breathing! What is this, a surprise?'

When someone states something so obvious it’s like they’re trying to make you feel like an idiot for not getting it.

'The clock says 3:00! Who doesn’t know what time it is?'

'You're holding a phone! What else do you think it does?'

'The light is on. I swear, I don’t know why this is a problem.'