Obvarent

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Figuring something out just by looking at someone or something and remembering what they've done before. Like having a brain that's also a trash can full of old secrets.
I obvarented he was gonna cheat when he saw his old math teacher in the hallway.
She obvarented the pizza was burnt because it looked like her ex's face.
He obvarented the dog was going to bark when it saw the mailman again.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you see someone or something and instantly know their history just by their vibes. Like your brain is a detective and it's also on vacation.
I obvarented she was a drama queen when she saw her old crush in the cafeteria.
He obvarented the test was easy because he saw the teacher's face from last year.
She obvarented the cat was going to knock something over when it saw the lamp.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Knowing someone's past just by looking at them now. Like your brain is a time machine and it's also a punchbag.
I obvarented he had a history of bad decisions when he walked in wearing a shirt from 2007.
She obvarented the boy was a troublemaker when he showed up with a green hairdo.
He obvarented the dog had a bad day when it saw the vacuum cleaner.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When you see someone and you just know their whole life story. Like your brain is a gossip and it's also a loudmouth.
I obvarented she was a former cheerleader when she walked in wearing a neon skirt.
He obvarented the kid was a troublemaker when he saw his old rival in the hallway.
She obvarented the dog had a bad morning when it saw the coffee maker.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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