Obvably

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When something is so certain it might as well be written in big red letters on your forehead.

That kid failed the test. Of course he's going to cry. Obvably.

She texted me at 2 a. m. Obvably she's drunk and needs a ride.

He said he'd come to the party. Obvably he's going to show up and ruin it.

When you know something is going to happen so bad it might as well be a curse.

I told him not to touch the pizza. Obvably he did.

She said she'd be on time. Obvably she's going to be late.

He promised he'd stop yelling. Obvably he's going to yell again.

When something is so clear it might as well be screaming at you.

He got a D on the math test. Obvably he's going to fail the class.

She said she'd help me move. Obvably she's going to take forever.

He said he'd stop eating my snacks. Obvably he's going to eat them all.

When you know something is going to happen so badly it might as well be a sin.

He told me he'd clean his room. Obvably he's going to leave it a mess.

She said she'd stop texting me. Obvably she's going to text me all night.

He said he'd stop making noise. Obvably he's going to play his music at full volume.

When something is so certain it might as well be a law.

He said he'd stop talking during class. Obvably he's going to talk the whole time.

She said she'd stop eating my fries. Obvably she's going to eat them all.

He said he'd stop being a pain. Obvably he's going to be a pain again.