obv.

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A lazy way to say obviously, used by people who are too lazy to spell the whole word and too dumb to care.
Obv, I won the lottery. Why didn’t you text me?
Obv, I’m the best player here. You’re just jealous.
Obv, I’m rich. You’re broke. End of story.
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A word that people use when they think they’re smart, but really just don’t want to say the full word.
Obv, I’m the king of the game. You’re just a peasant.
Obv, I’m perfect. You’re not. Get over it.
Obv, I’m the best. You’re just sad.
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A word that sounds like it’s from the dictionary, but it’s just a shorter way to say obviously. Used by people who think they’re fancy.
Obv, I’m the best player in the room. You’re just bad.
Obv, I’m rich. You’re broke. Simple.
Obv, I’m the boss. You’re just a worker.
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A word that people use when they’re too lazy to spell obviously, and too dumb to care about grammar.
Obv, I’m the best. You’re just stupid.
Obv, I’m rich. You’re broke. Done.
Obv, I’m perfect. You’re not. Period.
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A word that sounds like it’s from a dictionary, but it’s just a shorter way to say obviously. Used by people who think they’re smart, but they’re really not.
Obv, I’m the best player here. You’re just a loser.
Obv, I’m rich. You’re broke. What else is new?
Obv, I’m the king. You’re just a peasant.
6
A word used in online poker after someone loses a hand. Usually said with a loud sigh and a lot of frustration.
Obv, I had the best hand. Why did I lose?
Obv, I got a bad beat. This is unfair.
Obv, I had aces. Why did I lose? I’m going to cry.
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A word that means the same as obviously, but people use it when they think they’re fancy or important.
Obv, I’m the best. You’re just a nobody.
Obv, I’m rich. You’re broke. Simple.
Obv, I’m perfect. You’re not. End of story.
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