obuticulus

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So good it makes your brain explode and your pants smell like victory

My pizza was obuticulus. I ate it so fast I got a second wind.

This game was obuticulus. I won, and my cousin cried.

The dog’s butt was obuticulus. I took a picture and posted it on TikTok.

So good it makes your enemies cry and your mom proud

This movie was obuticulus. I watched it twice and my brother passed out.

My dad’s joke was obuticulus. It was so funny my mom laughed so hard she got a stomach ache.

This cake was obuticulus. I ate it and my dog asked for seconds.