Obusky

My uncle is an obusky. He eats a whole pizza by himself and yells at the TV.

She’s an obusky and still manages to sing karaoke like it’s a warzone.

That guy at the gym is an obusky. He smells like old socks and regret.

My mom is an obusky. She texts me at 2 a. m. and yells about her ex.

He’s an obusky and his DMs are just all caps and swearing.

That obusky walked into the restaurant and the whole place got quiet.

My friend is an obusky. He eats a whole cake for breakfast and still has time to swear at me.

That obusky just ate three burgers and now he’s crying.

She’s an obusky and her snack choices are legendary.