Obuse

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Getting crushed like a bug by a man who smells like old socks and regret.

I tried to dodge him, but Obuse hit me like a sack of bricks.

He sat on me during lunch and I felt like a pancake.

My mom said I looked like a flattened pizza after that Obuse.

When a giant man sits on you and turns you into a meat patty.

That Obuse was so bad, I couldn’t walk for a week.

He sat on me during the movie and I almost fell asleep.

My friend laughed so hard during my Obuse, he got kicked out.

Getting flattened by a man who probably eats burgers for breakfast.

He Obused me so hard, my legs gave up.

I had to leave class early because of that Obuse.

My teacher saw me and said I looked like a burger that got stepped on.