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When someone blinks and says something so dumb it makes your brain hurt
'Why is the sky blue?' I asked. He said, 'Because it’s not purple.'
She said, 'I can’t breathe underwater because I don’t have gills.'
He asked, 'Why do we wear shoes?' I said, 'To keep our feet from touching the ground.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone talks like they’re Einstein but they’re just repeating what you already said
I said, 'It’s raining.' He said, 'Yes, the sky is crying.'
She said, 'The sun is hot.' I said, 'Duh, it’s a star.'
He said, 'This is the worst day ever.' I said, 'Yeah, it’s Tuesday.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone says something so simple it feels like you’re being mocked by a toddler
'Why do we eat?' he asked. I said, 'To not starve to death.'
She said, 'Why do we sleep?' I said, 'So we don’t die of exhaustion.'
He asked, 'Why do we drink water?' I said, 'Because we’re not made of juice.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone says something so stupid it’s like they were born in a cornfield and never saw a dictionary
'Why is this a problem?' I said. He said, 'Because it’s not a solution.'
She asked, 'Why do we walk?' I said, 'Because we don’t have wheels.'
He said, 'Why do we have a president?' I said, 'Because we’re all confused.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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When someone says something so obvious it’s like they’re trying to be annoying on purpose
I said, 'It’s dark outside.' He said, 'Yes, the sun is gone.'
She said, 'Why are we hungry?' I said, 'Because we didn’t eat.'
He said, 'Why is this important?' I said, 'Because it’s not a joke.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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