OBUS

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Ovary Build-Up. The female version of blue balls. When a girl is left hanging because she was promised sex but got nothing but empty promises and a bad attitude.

'I told you I'd be back by 8, and now I'm stuck in traffic! You can wait!'

'He said he'd take me out, and now he's texting me from his ex's house.'

'She promised me a blowjob, and now she's crying in the shower.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Something that’s technically official, but everyone knows it’s not really official. It’s like a fake law that nobody follows.

'The school said we’re going on a field trip, but it’s just a 10-minute walk to the store.'

'The boss said we’re getting a raise, but it’s just 50 cents more an hour.'

'They told us we’d get a new office, but it’s just a cardboard box in the hallway.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

It comes from the word obviously. It means something is so obvious that even a blind man could see it.

'OBUS, the sky is falling, you idiot!'

'OBUS, he’s been cheating on you for months!'

'OBUS, you left your phone on the floor, again!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When someone says something so stupid that it’s actually obvious. Like they’re a dumbass who can’t see the obvious.

'I didn’t know it was raining, I just felt like a stupid person!'

'He said the coffee was hot, but he burned his tongue. OBUS!'

'She said the door was closed, but she walked into it. OBUS!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

One bad unit. Like the worst part of a group project. The one person who makes everything worse.

'Our group got one bad unit, and now we’re all failing.'

'The team got one bad unit, and now we’re losing every game.'

'The class got one bad unit, and now the teacher’s throwing things.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago