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When you see or feel something so stupid it makes your brain explode.
I saw my dog wearing a tuxedo and a hat. My brain just died.
My mom told me she's going to adopt a goat. I'm not even mad, I'm just confused.
I found out my teacher's pet is a goldfish. I lost my mind.
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When something is so absurd it makes you want to scream into a pillow.
My brother eats cereal for dinner. I screamed into my pillow and it didn’t help.
My teacher said we’re going to have a test on Monday. I cried into my pillow and it laughed at me.
My dad tried to teach my dog calculus. I screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops.
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When you’re so shocked you forget how to breathe.
I opened my fridge and there was a chicken inside. I forgot how to breathe.
My friend said she’s going to live in a tree. I forgot how to breathe and fell over.
My dog ate my homework. I forgot how to breathe and started crying.
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When you see something so weird it turns your brain into a noodle.
I saw my neighbor’s cat wearing sunglasses. My brain turned into a noodle.
My teacher announced we’re going to learn how to dance. My brain turned into a noodle and started twerking.
My brother tried to talk to a fish. My brain turned into a noodle and started swimming.
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When something is so crazy it makes you want to throw your shoes at a wall.
My mom said she’s going to run a marathon in pajamas. I threw my shoes at the wall and they laughed at me.
My teacher said we’re going to have a pizza test. I threw my shoes at the wall and they flew into space.
My brother said he’s going to marry a toaster. I threw my shoes at the wall and they started singing.
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