obungous

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A human meat mountain that could bench-press a donkey and still look like they just woke up.

My cousin’s obungous. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still says he’s not full.

My mom said my uncle is obungous. He tried to fit into a taxi and it broke.

I saw a dog run away from my neighbor’s obungous. That dog had a heart attack.

So big you could live in their belly button and still have room for a fridge.

My teacher called the principal obungous. He ate a whole cake for breakfast and still had room for a sandwich.

My friend’s dog is obungous. It can’t fit through the door and it smells like a trash can.

My little brother is obungous. He eats three pizzas and still says he’s not full.

A person so big they could be a door and still be called a meatball.

My grandma’s obungous. She eats a whole cake and still says she’s not full.

My dad is obungous. He tried to fit into a car and it broke.

My brother’s obungous. He eats a whole bag of chips and still says he’s not full.

A human so big they could be a couch and still have room for a dog.

My neighbor is obungous. He eats a whole pizza and still says he’s not full.

My uncle is obungous. He tried to fit into a taxi and it broke.

My friend’s cat is obungous. It can’t fit through the door and it smells like a trash can.

So big they could be a planet and still have room for a spaceship.

My cousin is obungous. He eats a whole cake for breakfast and still has room for a sandwich.

My mom says my uncle is obungous. He tried to fit into a taxi and it broke.

My little brother is obungous. He eats three pizzas and still says he’s not full.

A person so big they could be a house and still have room for a dog.

My grandma is obungous. She eats a whole pizza and still says she’s not full.

My dad is obungous. He tried to fit into a car and it broke.

My friend’s cat is obungous. It can’t fit through the door and it smells like a trash can.