Obulous

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To obulate is to laugh at someone’s dumb joke while pretending it was the funniest thing ever. You’re basically a fake laugh machine with a grudge.

I obulated my teacher when he told a joke about chalk and why it’s not a good idea to date it.

My friend obulated me for saying pizza is a food group.

At the party, I obulated the guy who thought 'boobulous' was a real word.

Obulous is a word that means you’re fancy, but not in a cool way. It’s like being rich but still wearing your old shoes.

My mom said my new shoes were obulous, but they’re just expensive and uncomfortable.

He wore a suit to the grocery store. That’s obulous.

My dog’s hair is obulous. It’s all over the house and my life.

Obulous means you’re the kind of person who thinks they’re special, and they’re not wrong. They’re just annoying about it.

My cousin is obulous. She thinks she’s the best at everything and won’t stop telling people.

My neighbor is obulous. He thinks he’s a superhero just because he walks his dog twice a day.

My teacher is obulous. She thinks she invented homework.

Obulous is the word you use when you’re trying to be cool but no one gets it. You’re like a trend that no one wants to follow.

My friend wore a fanny pack to school. He was obulous and no one cared.

I tried to be obulous by wearing socks with sandals. It was a disaster.

She said she was obulous. I said, 'You’re just weird.'

Obulous is a person who thinks they’re the only one who matters. They’ll help you, but only if it makes them look good.

My boss is obulous. He helps me but only because he wants a raise.

My sister is obulous. She helps me with my homework, but only because she thinks she’s the best at math.

My friend is obulous. He’ll help you fail so he can look cool.