Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a round thing that feels like a squishy pebble with a fartsack on the end

My foot is an obular because I stepped on a broken pencil and a burrito.

This obular is the reason I failed my math test.

I woke up with an obular in my ear and it was glorious.

2

a soft round object that makes you want to punch it and then eat it

That obular is why I missed my bus and got a pop tart for lunch.

I tried to eat my obular and it bit me back.

This obular is so soft it feels like a baby's butt.

3

a squishy ball that looks like it was dipped in glitter and stepped on by a donkey

My obular is so glittery it looks like a disco ball threw up on my desk.

I got an obular for my birthday and it cried glitter on me.

This obular is the reason I failed art class.

4

a soft round thing that looks like it was hit by a pillow and then hugged by a chicken

This obular is so soft it makes my chicken jealous.

I put my obular in the microwave and it came out singing.

My obular is the reason my mom grounded me for a week.

5

a squishy round object that makes you want to cry, laugh, and throw up all at the same time

I saw my obular and it made me cry happy tears.

This obular is so gross it smells like my brother’s sock drawer.

I ate my obular and it tasted like regret.