obulant

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A fancy way to say someone is an obe, like a half-decent version of a real person. Not great, but not totally useless.
@joe says he's obulant, but he can't even spell 'obulate'.
My cousin claimed to be obulant, but he got kicked out of the club for showing up in pajamas.
She said she was obulant, but she couldn't even remember her own password.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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So big or so fancy that it makes you want to punch the person for being so over the top.
He wore a suit that was obulant enough to make a king jealous.
Her house was obulant, and it had a goldfish pool.
He bought a car that was so obulant, it had a butler.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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To obulate is to make a stupid joke and then laugh at it while pretending it's not stupid and then blaming the person who laughed at the joke for being a bad friend.
He made a joke about socks and then laughed at it like it was the funniest thing ever. Then he blamed me for not laughing harder.
She said 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' and then pretended it was a masterpiece. I asked why I was the one being mocked.
He told a joke about his mom and then laughed like it was a genius-level punchline. Then he called me a bad friend for not finding it funny.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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Being obulant means you're in on the cool stuff, like you're the friend who knows all the inside jokes and the latest TikTok trend.
She was obulant, so she knew all the dance moves before the rest of us even knew the song.
He was obulant, so he got invited to the party before it even started.
She was obulant, so she had a TikTok before anyone else had heard of the app.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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An obulant is someone who's so unique they might as well be a superhero. They're cool, they help people, and they have a future so good, it might make your life look sad.
He was obulant, so he saved the day by fixing the Wi-Fi and giving everyone pizza.
She was obulant, so she got straight A's and still had time to text me every day.
He was obulant, so he had a plan for the future and still remembered to do his homework.
by Slangipedia 9h ago
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