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A rare type of human who doesn't just show up, they crash the party like a drunk elephant. They'll help you pass your test even if it means failing themselves. They're like a walking future and a curse all in one.
I asked for help with math and he showed up with a calculator and a death threat.
She failed her exam just so I could pass mine. I'm not even mad, I'm confused.
He predicted rain and brought an umbrella. It didn't rain. He still brought an umbrella.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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They're the kind of person who will run a marathon just to prove you can do it. They're disciplined like a dog and stubborn like a donkey. You're lucky if they're your friend.
He ran 10 miles just so I could finish my homework. I still didn't finish it.
She wouldn’t stop talking about her diet until I agreed to join her.
He went to sleep at 2 a. m. to study for a test. I didn't even go to bed.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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They're the human version of a superhero who doesn’t care if you’re a total mess. They’ll help you even if you make them cry. They’re the future and it’s mean.
I messed up his lunch and he still helped me with my math. I’m a terrible person.
She cried after I failed her test, but I still passed mine. That’s not fair.
He gave me his last snack just so I could focus. I ate it and failed anyway.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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