obtwily

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a dirty little secret you whisper when you're too lazy to say it properly

OBTWILY, I'm still mad you ate my last slice of pizza.

OBTWILY, I know you cheated on me with my brother.

OBTWILY, I'm going to fail this test and you're gonna pay for it.

a cursed phrase that comes out when you're half-drunk and still in love

OBTWILY, I still have your old sock in my drawer.

OBTWILY, I'm gonna beat you up if you don't call me back.

OBTWILY, I named my goldfish after you.

the last thing you say before you vanish forever, like a bad decision

OBTWILY, I'll see you in hell.

OBTWILY, I'm gonna get revenge.

OBTWILY, I'm leaving you for my pet turtle.