obtusosity

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The art of being so clueless you think the moon is a conspiracy theory.
Why did you miss the whole meeting? You were asleep and dreaming about pizza.
He still thinks the internet was invented in 2015.
She asked for directions and then got lost in the parking lot.
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When you're so dense you could use a pickaxe to get through your brain.
He didn’t realize the coffee was hot until it was on his lap.
She asked, 'What’s a phone?' and then stared at it like it was a alien.
He still thinks 'texting' is sending letters through the mail.
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The state of being so dumb you think the sky is a ceiling.
He thought the teacher was mad because she said 'no' twice.
She asked, 'Why do we have to wear shoes?' and then walked around barefoot.
He tried to solve the problem by drawing a picture of a cat.
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When you're so thick you could use a hammer to get through your head.
He didn’t understand the question until the teacher explained it with a diagram and a song.
She still thinks Google is a company that sends people to your house.
He tried to answer the question by screaming it.
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The condition of being so lost you need a map to find your own brain.
He didn’t know what the question was about until the teacher drew it on the board.
She thought the homework was a message from an alien.
He still thinks 'math' is a type of food.
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