Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Like when you’re so clueless you think the sky is a roof that’s leaking.

'Why are we still in this movie?', Tom from the back of the theater

'You didn’t even read the instructions!', Mom at 3 AM

'I thought this was a sandwich.', Jake, after biting into a pizza

2

Like a brain that’s been stepped on by a donkey and then forgotten about.

'I thought the cat was my homework.', Sarah after failing math

'I just stared at the clock for 20 minutes.', Mark at lunch

'I used the toilet as a phone charger.', Steve, after getting kicked out

3

The word that the guy in Shawshank Redemption said, but only if he had a brain full of spaghetti and a hangover.

'That’s not a door, that’s a wall!', Andy Dufresne, after being told he couldn’t escape

'I didn’t know that was a tunnel!', Red, after seeing the hole

'I thought that was just a rat.', Andy, after getting bit

4

A slouchy angle that’s too lazy to be straight, but too proud to be acute.

'That angle looks like my posture after lunch.', Geometry teacher

'I can’t even draw a right angle.', Lisa, after being given a protractor

'My back is a obtuse angle, and I don’t like it.', Mr. Johnson

5

From Latin, meaning ‘blunt,’ like when your brain is so dull it can’t even think.

'I came from a language that means ‘dull brain.’', Latin teacher

'I think I speak Latin, but only when I’m drunk.', Josh

'That’s not a language, that’s a curse.', Sally

6

When an angle is too lazy to be right but still too proud to be acute, or when George is just too fat to be a right angle.

'George is an obtuse angle, and I’m not even mad.', Lisa

'Why can’t he be a straight angle? That’s easier.', Sarah

'He’s so fat, he’s like an angle that’s too big for the room.', Mr. Johnson

7

When someone bends backward so far, it looks like they’re trying to escape a monster, and it’s also the angle from Exorcist.

'That guy bent back like he was trying to get out of a monster.', The kid in the movie theater

'He looked like he was trying to escape the Exorcist.', Mark

'That angle was so bad, it made me want to get exorcised.', Lisa