obtusive relationship

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They’re both too lazy to leave, so they pretend they still like each other even though they hate each other’s guts.

'I’d rather fight you than deal with your mom's weird texts.'

'We’re like a broken toaster, still plugged in, but not working right.'

'If we break up, I’ll have to talk to my ex’s ex again. That’s not happening.'

They’re stuck together like a bad pizza, you don’t want to eat it, but you’re too full to leave.

'I’m stuck with you because I can’t be bothered to text my ex.'

'We’re like that one sock that always goes missing, you know it’s there, but you don’t want to find it.'

'I’d rather argue with you than deal with a breakup and my mom’s questions.'

They’re both too cheap to break up, so they keep pretending they still want to be together.

'I’m not paying for a breakup, I’ve got bills to pay.'

'We’re like that last piece of cake, you don’t want to eat it, but you don’t want to throw it away either.'

'I’d rather fight you than pay for a new relationship.'