Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The art of being clueless and having the audacity to act like you're not

'Bro, the party is at the mall. Why are you still at the park?'

'I said I’d bring snacks. You brought a sandwich. What’s wrong with you?'

'You missed the whole meeting. You’re not even pretending to know what’s going on.'

2

When you're so thick-headed you think you're the smartest person in the room, even though you're not

'I don’t know why you’re all confused. I got this.'

'It’s not my fault. You just didn’t explain it right.'

'Why are you even arguing with me? I’m the one who’s right.'

3

The act of not getting it and then acting like it’s a personal attack

'You didn’t even try to explain it. Why would I get it?'

'I didn’t get the joke. Why are you laughing at me?'

'You called me out in front of everyone. That’s not fair.'

4

When you don’t understand something and then you yell at the person who explained it

'Why did you say that? I didn’t get it!'

'You didn’t have to make it so complicated.'

'I didn’t even need that much explanation.'

5

The skill of being completely lost and then making it seem like everyone else is wrong

'I don’t know what you’re talking about. Why would I know?'

'You’re all confused. I’m the only one who gets it.'

'You’re the one who didn’t explain it right.'