obtuse nob

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A rude way to call your spouse a thick-headed dummy who won’t back down even when they’re clearly wrong.

You said the dog ate your homework. They said the dog was lying. You called them an obtuse nob.

They refused to help you move. You called them an obtuse nob. They called you a meathead.

You told them the sky was blue. They said it was green. You called them an obtuse nob.

A mean nickname for your spouse who won’t stop arguing even when they’re clearly in the wrong.

You said the TV was on. They said it was off. You called them an obtuse nob.

They said you were wrong about the weather. You called them an obtuse nob. They said you were wrong about their spelling.

You said they were loud. They said you were a loudmouth. You called them an obtuse nob.

A nasty way to say your spouse is stubborn, clueless, and won’t give in even when they’re obviously wrong.

They insisted the remote was missing. You said it was under the couch. You called them an obtuse nob.

You said the pizza was good. They said it was bad. You called them an obtuse nob. They called you a pizza snob.

You told them to take out the trash. They said you were the trash man. You called them an obtuse nob.