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a fatass nigga who thinks he's the main event
He walked in like he owned the place and didn't even say hello.
He tried to flex his 400 pounds and failed.
He ate three whole pizzas and still had room for dessert.
Obtuse Nigga
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a nigga so slow he makes traffic look fast
He took ten minutes to walk from the couch to the fridge.
He took forever to answer a question and then said the wrong thing.
He took so long to text back, I gave up and texted someone else.
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a nigga who smells like old pizza and regret
He sat next to me and I could smell the cheese from five seats away.
He tried to hug me and I almost passed out from the stink.
He brought a whole pizza to the gym and ate it during cardio.
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a nigga who talks so loud he wakes the dead
He yelled so loud, the neighbors called the police.
He talked over the music and ruined the whole party.
He tried to whisper and it still sounded like a shout.
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a nigga who thinks he's a king but can't even tie his shoes
He tried to dress up for the party and looked like he just got out of jail.
He tried to tie his shoes and it took him ten minutes.
He thought he was fancy, but he still wore socks with sandals.
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a nigga who eats so much he thinks he's a buffet
He ate three burgers, two fries, and a milkshake for breakfast.
He tried to fit four slices of pizza in his mouth at once.
He ate so much, he had to take a nap after dinner.