Obtund

My cousin’s ex is an obtund. He still talks about her like she’s a celebrity.

My teacher called me an obtund because I forgot my homework again.

That obtund just walked into the wrong pizza place and started a fight.

My neighbor is an obtund. He yells at the mailman every Tuesday.

My dad called my brother an obtund for eating my lunch.

That obtund tried to start a band and failed.

My mom called my friend an obtund because he said the sky was green.

That obtund tried to fix my phone and broke it.

My friend’s dog is an obtund. It barks at everything.

My boss called me an obtund because I took too long to answer the phone.

That obtund tried to explain the internet to my grandma.

My friend’s cat is an obtund. It just stares at the wall all day.

My brother is an obtund. He still thinks the moon is made of cheese.

That obtund tried to play chess and lost in one move.

My friend’s dad is an obtund. He still thinks 2 + 2 is 5.