obtulute

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A head so round it looks like someone stuck a melon on your face
Your cousin's head looks like a melon at a fruit stand.
My dog has an obtulute from too much ice cream.
That guy’s head is so round it could roll down the street.
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A head shape that makes you look like you were hit by a fruit bomb
She got an obtulute from eating 10 sandwiches at once.
That kid’s head is like a fruit explosion.
He looks like a melon was tossed at him.
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A head that looks like it was squeezed by a giant melon press
My brother’s head is flat on the sides and round on top, total obtulute.
That melon press did a number on her head.
He looks like a melon that was squished by a monster.
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