Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Something so weird it made your brain hurt and your pants fall down.

That movie was like watching a goat ride a skateboard through a toilet.

My cousin’s pet llama wore a hat and cried at a pizza commercial.

The guy at the gas station asked me if I wanted a sandwich with glitter.

2

So strange it made your eyes cross and your mom yell at you.

The dog at the park wore sunglasses and danced to a trombone.

My teacher’s coffee was pink and had a mustache in it.

The sky turned green and started singing opera.

3

So bizarre it felt like your brain was being microwaved.

The man at the store sold bananas that screamed when you opened the package.

My neighbor’s cat started a debate with a pigeon about politics.

The clouds shaped themselves into a taco and a swear word.

4

So weird it made your toes curl and your dog start barking at ghosts.

The kid at school brought a chicken to class and it started drawing.

My uncle’s hair turned blue and started singing karaoke at 3 a. m.

The fridge started talking and it only knew swear words.

5

So strange it felt like your brain was being thrown into a blender with a cat.

The lady at the mall wore a hat made of socks and started juggling eggs.

My brother’s pet goldfish started writing poems on the bathroom wall.

The elevator started dancing and it wouldn’t stop until someone yelled at it.

6

So weird it made your mom cry and your dad start arguing with the TV.

The kid in the next class brought a robot that talked in riddles.

My grandma’s cat started a rock band and it was terrible.

The pizza delivery guy showed up dressed as a chicken and started doing push-ups.