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In your face like a screaming toddler at a pizza party. It’s like someone took a dictionary and threw it at you. Big. Messy. Random. Like your mom’s cooking on a Tuesday.
My brother texted me a 10-paragraph explanation of why he’s late. I didn’t ask for a thesis.
The teacher explained the same math problem five times. I just wanted to scream.
My friend sent me a 30-second TikTok of a cat falling off a couch. It was obtruse.