obthering

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being the worst kind of jerk who thinks they're always right and will cuss you out to prove it
You: I'm gonna go to the store. Him: No, you're not. You: Why? Him: Because I said so. You: That's not a reason. Him: It is now.
DM: 'You can't just cancel plans because you're hungover. I had to work late.' Me: 'You're hungover too.' Him: 'I'm not. I'm just tired.' Me: 'That's not a reason.' Him: 'It is now.'
In the middle of a group chat, someone says 'I'm right.' Everyone else says 'No you're not.' He says 'I am.' Then he says 'I'm right and I'm not even tired.'
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acting like you're the only smart person in the room and cussing everyone else out for being wrong
At the dinner table, he yells 'You're all wrong! I'm the only one who knows what's going on!' Everyone stares at him like he just said something stupid.
Text from him: 'You're all wrong. I'm the only one who knows what's going on. Also, you're all dumb.'
During a video call, he says 'You're all wrong. I'm the only one who knows what's going on. And I'm not even done being right yet.'
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being the kind of person who thinks they're always right and will cuss you out to make sure you know it
He was right about the game, but he still cussed me out for not knowing. I still don't know what he was talking about.
In a group chat, he says 'You're all wrong. I'm the only one who knows what's going on.' Then he cusses me out for not knowing what he meant.
He was right about the movie, but he still cussed me out for not knowing. I still don't know what he was talking about.
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being a total idiot who thinks they're always right and will cuss you out to prove it
He was right about the math problem, but he still cussed me out for getting it wrong. I still don't know how he got it right.
He cussed me out for not knowing what the movie was about. I still don't know what the movie was about.
He was right about the game, but he still cussed me out for not knowing. I still don't know what he was talking about.
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being the kind of person who will cuss you out just because they think they're right
He cussed me out for not knowing what the movie was about. I still don't know what the movie was about.
He cussed me out for not knowing what the game was about. I still don't know what the game was about.
He cussed me out for not knowing what the math problem was about. I still don't know what the math problem was about.
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