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The movie was so bad it turned my living room into a tomb.

My brother turned off the lights and my life became a horror movie.

I walked into a room and it was like being thrown into a black hole.

The storm made my house look like it was on fire and then died.

My ex’s Instagram made my life look like a burned-out trash can.

The party was so bad it turned my brain into a burned-out trash can.

My mom’s lectures turned my day into a gloomy naptime.

The sky looked like it was crying and I was the only one who heard it.

My math test made my brain feel like it was on a gloomy vacation.

The night was so dark I could’ve been in a cave with a grumpy bear.

My life right now is like being in a cave with a grumpy bear and a broken flashlight.

The movie was so bad it felt like being in a cave with a grumpy bear and a broken toaster.

The blackout made my brain feel like it was in a blender.

My life right now is like my brain being put in a blender and then forgotten.

That movie was so bad it felt like my brain was in a blender with a sad clown.