Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You got out before the crash like you were lucky and the rest of them were stupid.

I dodged the crash like it was my ex and I was happy.

He barely escaped the crash, and I was like, 'You’re welcome, loser.'

She zoomed past the pile like it was a pizza and she was hungry.

2

You escaped the crash before it got ugly, and the others got stuck in the mess.

He got out before the crash, and the others were stuck like glue.

She escaped the crash before it got wild, and I laughed at the rest.

He was out before the crash, and the others were in the soup.

3

You were smart enough to leave before the crash turned into a nightmare.

He left before the crash, and I was like, 'You’re a genius.'

She escaped before the crash became a chaos, and I was jealous.

He got out before the crash, and the others got stuck like a bad dating app.

4

You dodged the crash like it was a bullet and you were a superhero.

He escaped the crash like it was a bullet and he was bulletproof.

She zoomed out before the crash like it was a villain and she was a hero.

He dodged the crash like he was Batman and it was a villain.

5

You were fast enough to leave before the crash turned into a pile of failures.

He was fast enough to escape before the crash became a disaster.

She got out before the crash, and the others were a pile of embarrassment.

He left before the crash, and the others were stuck like a bad relationship.

6

You were lucky enough to get out before the crash took everyone else.

He was lucky enough to get out before the crash took the others.

She escaped the crash like she was chosen by fate.

He left before the crash and the others got stuck like a bad choice.