obtanium

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A gold-plated pile of crap you steal from people who are leaving or getting fired.
I took the last of his obtanium and left a note that said 'You're fired.'
She stole his obtanium and used it to buy candy for the entire office.
He took the obtanium and used it to bribe the coffee machine.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The cursed stuff you dig out from under a desk when someone else is too lazy to move.
I found obtanium under the desk and it was covered in old spaghetti and coffee rings.
He dug up obtanium and it smelled like his lunch from last week.
She found obtanium and it was so old it was probably cursed.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The shiny stuff you get when someone else’s life crumbles and they leave it behind.
His whole life crumbled and he left behind a pile of obtanium.
She got obtanium when her boss yelled at her for 2 hours.
He got obtanium after he got fired and his coffee went cold.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The legendary stuff you fight over when the office is too broke to buy new stuff.
We fought over obtanium like it was the last piece of pizza.
They battled over obtanium in the break room like it was a championship.
He took the obtanium and nobody spoke to him for a week.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The glowing stuff you find when someone’s life is a mess and they just give up.
He gave up and left behind glowing obtanium on his desk.
She found obtanium when her life turned into a mess.
He gave up and the obtanium started to glow.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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The magical stuff you get when someone else’s life is a total disaster.
His life was a total disaster and he left behind magical obtanium.
She got magical obtanium after her boss yelled at her for 10 minutes.
He got magical obtanium and it made his coffee taste better.
by Slangipedia 4h ago
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