obtainium

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stuff you use to make art, but it's not fancy or new, it's stuff you stole, found in trash, got for free, or had thrown at you like a curse.

I made a sculpture out of a broken chair and a pizza box. It's art. Or it's a mess. Depends who you ask.

My friend used a donated sock and some glue to make a mixed-media masterpiece. It's awesome. Or it's sad.

I found a piece of obtainium in a dumpster. It was a doorknob. I used it to make a sculpture. It's a doorknob. It's also a sculpture.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

anything you get for free, whether you begged, stole it, or it fell out of someone's pocket while they were distracted.

I got a free bagel from the guy who dropped it on the sidewalk. It was obtainium. And I ate it. And I felt rich.

My mom gave me her old socks. That's obtainium. And I made a sock monster. And it was terrifying.

I got a free shirt from a donation bin. It's obtainium. And it smells like someone else's regret.

by Slangipedia 8h ago

the fake part of someone's personality that makes them think they're too good for you, like they're a prince and you're a peasant who just got kicked out of the castle.

He said he was too busy to talk to me. That's obtainium. And I’m still waiting.

She said she was too good for my text messages. That’s obtainium. And I’m still texting her.

He said he was too cool for my friendship. That’s obtainium. And I’m still pretending he’s my friend.

by Slangipedia 8h ago