Obtainership

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Getting what you want, no matter how much you cuss at the universe for making you wait.

I got my first Nintendo Switch. I cussed for two hours.

She got the last slice of pizza. I cussed her in front of the whole class.

He got a million dollars. I cussed him on Twitter.

When you take something you want, and you don’t give a single damn about the rules.

He took the last soda from the fridge. No apologies. Just cussing.

She took my seat on the bus. I took her backpack. We both cussed.

He took my lunch. I took his phone. We both cussed.

You want something. You get it. You don’t care if it took three hours or three lifetimes.

I wanted pizza. I got it. I cussed for the whole night.

He wanted a job. He got it. He cussed his old boss for five minutes.

She wanted a new phone. She got it. She cussed the old one for a week.

You get what you want, even if it means someone else gets what they don’t want.

I got the last cookie. He got the crumbs. He cussed me for it.

She got the best grade. I got the worst. I cussed her for it.

He got the promotion. I got the blame. I cussed him for it.

Getting something you want by doing something stupid, usually involving cussing.

He got the job by cussing the boss. It was stupid, but it worked.

She got the bike by cussing the store. It was loud, but it worked.

I got the promotion by cussing the office. It was annoying, but it worked.