obswinston

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The king of all chads who can fix any problem with one punch and a middle finger.

My math test was a disaster. Obswinston showed up and failed it for me. Now I’m the one who’s cool.

The teacher was yelling at me. Obswinston walked in and told her to shut up or he’d give her a parking ticket.

I spilled my lunch on the floor. Obswinston looked at it and said, 'That’s not a mess. That’s a masterpiece.'

The most powerful chad who can make your problems disappear with a laugh and a flex.

My dog ate my homework. Obswinston showed up and made the dog write it back.

The whole school was mad about the fire alarm. Obswinston pressed a button and it stopped.

I had a crush on the hottest girl in school. Obswinston told her to be my girlfriend and she said yes.

The chad who doesn’t just solve problems. He makes them laugh while he does it.

My mom was screaming at me. Obswinston came in and told her to take a nap.

The principal was giving me a detention. Obswinston walked in and got it for me.

I failed my science test. Obswinston made the test fail me.