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A love for sushi so strong it makes your brain melt like a poorly cooked tamago.
I skipped my period to eat sushi.
My dating life is on hold because of sushi.
I got into a fight with my mom over sushi toppings.
Obsushion
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When you’re so obsessed with sushi, you’d rather be stabbed than miss a roll.
I’d rather die than eat a sushi burrito.
I passed up a job for a sushi coupon.
I threatened my boss with a wasabi grenade.
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A level of sushi love that turns your friends into enemies.
My best friend now hates me because I ate all the salmon.
I caused a food fight over sushi.
My family thinks I’m a sushi monster.