Obsu

I just counter-strafed that noob while he was moonwalking like he was in a rap battle

She was flexing her headshot skills and I popped her from behind like she was my ex

He was doing a full circle strafe and I tap-danced into his face like I was at a wedding

That counter-strafe hit me like my grandpa hit me with a wooden spoon

He tapped my head so hard I thought I was in a fight with a donkey

I was mid-sprint and she tap-strafed me like I was her lunch

He was flexing his strafe like he was a pro and I tap-danced into his face like I was his nemesis

She was doing a fancy strafe and I tapped her like she was my enemy

He was showing off and I tap-strafed him like he was my annoying little brother