Obstute

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Obstute is so good it makes your brain explode like a firecracker in a microwave.
My math test was obstute. I got a 100 and my teacher cried.
That pizza was obstute. I ate three slices and then screamed.
My dog’s butt was obstute. I took a picture and posted it on TikTok.
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Obstute is like getting a gold star and a free taco from the principal all at once.
This game was obstute. I beat my brother and got extra candy.
That essay was obstute. My teacher gave me a sticker and a high five.
My mom’s cooking was obstute. I ate it all and then asked for seconds.
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Obstute is so awesome it’s like your brain got a standing ovation from a crowd of angry squirrels.
That movie was obstute. I laughed so hard my neighbor came to check on me.
My new shoes were obstute. I walked a mile and didn’t even notice.
That joke was obstute. I cried and then my friend cried too.
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Obstute is so good it’s like your brain got a gold medal and a lifetime supply of nachos.
That snack was obstute. I ate it all and then I ate my brother’s too.
That song was obstute. I danced like no one was watching and my dog joined in.
That report was obstute. My teacher said I could skip homework for a month.
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Obstute is like getting a million dollars and then your brain explodes from happiness.
That cake was obstute. I ate it all and then I ate the plate too.
That movie was obstute. I cried so hard my friend had to wipe my nose.
That joke was obstute. I laughed so hard my mom came into my room.
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