obsturbate

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When you get a wild, gross, or totally stupid high from watching something absolutely ridiculous happen.

My uncle saw a chicken fight a goat and he started crying like a baby.

I watched my friend eat a whole pizza box and then vomit on a cop.

My cousin saw a duck wearing a hat and he fainted.

A guy who stares at a hot girl like a creep and then goes home and thinks about it for weeks.

He followed her into the grocery store just to see what kind of cereal she buys.

He stood outside her house for two hours because he thought she was going to come out.

He sent her 27 texts about his dog and then blocked her.