obstrudent

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To be obstrudent means you're so out there, you're basically a debate made of garbage. People don't know what you're talking about, but they're still confused.
My cousin said he's a wizard. I asked him to turn my math test into gold. He turned it into a toaster. That's obstrudent.
My dog tried to explain the meaning of life. It just barked at the mailman. Obstrudent.
My teacher asked me what obstrudent means. I said 'I don't know, but I'm going to fail.' That's obstrudent.
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Obstrudent is like the worst day ever, but it's also the worst week ever, and it's also the worst month ever. It's the worst of the worst.
My mom said I was obstrudent. I had eaten 12 tacos and cried in the middle of a math problem. She was right.
My little brother's spelling test was obstrudent. He spelled 'cat' as 'c a t t e r'.
My phone died during a Zoom call. My teacher said I was obstrudent. I said 'That's the least of your problems.'
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