Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who loves being a pain in the ass just for the hell of it.

My mom is the worst obstructive I know. She always says no just to be annoying.

My boss is an obstructive. He won’t let me take lunch breaks unless I ask nicely.

My little brother is an obstructive. He hides my video game controller just to make me mad.

2

When your lawyer is a total idiot and thinks you're so special you don’t have to follow the rules.

My lawyer said I could block the law just because I’m important. That’s nonsense.

He said I didn’t have to plead the fifth. I didn’t even know what that meant!

He thinks I’m above the law because I wear a hat.

3

A boss who got where he is by being a backstabbing, lazy, mouth-breathing, glory-hungry, useless piece of garbage.

My boss is an obstructive. He just yells at people for no reason.

He doesn’t know how to do anything but complain.

He’s so bad at his job he should be fired.

4

A cop who charges you with a crime just because they think they can.

That cop pulled me over just because he felt like it.

He said I was obstructing him even though I didn’t do anything wrong.

He didn’t even know what obstruction meant.

5

When a girl blocks your chances at getting a guy because she’s too jealous to let you have fun.

My crush got blocked by his ex because she didn’t want him to date anyone else.

My best friend’s crush got cock-blocked by a girl who didn’t even know him.

My little sister blocked my crush just because she was jealous.

6

When too many electric cars clog up the street and make everything a mess.

Electric cars are everywhere now and they clog up the street.

The street looked like a parking lot because of all the electric cars.

I couldn’t even walk down the street because of all the electric cars.

7

Something so hard only a total genius can do. Only one person in the whole world has mastered it. That person is Donald Trump.

Only Donald Trump could master the art of being a total mess.

He’s the only person who can make everything complicated and then make it simple again.

He’s the only person who could be a total disaster and still win.