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When your lawyer gives you a load of crap about how you can stop a law from happening because you're too lazy to take the Fifth, and they think you're so special you don't have to follow the rules!
"I'm not obstructing, I'm just being presidential!", Your lawyer, when you blocked a new tax law
"I didn't do anything wrong, I just made up a bunch of excuses!", Your lawyer, after you refused to answer questions
"He’s not obstructing, he’s just being a king!", Your lawyer, during a press conference
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A person who acts like they're doing you a favor when they're really just trying to make your life harder for their own joy.
"I'm not being unhelpful, I'm just making you work harder!", Your coworker, when they messed up your project
"I got promoted because I made your life a nightmare!", Your boss, during a meeting
"I'm not trying to ruin your day, I'm just doing my job!", Your neighbor, after they blocked your driveway
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A boss who got to where they are not because they're smart, but because they're loud, mean, and good at backstabbing. They block everything just to feel important.
"I'm not blocking things, I'm just being strategic!", Your boss, when they canceled the team meeting
"I didn't slow things down, I just made a plan!", Your boss, after they delayed the project by three months
"I'm not a problem, I'm the solution!", Your boss, during a performance review
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When a cop accuses you of a crime just because you said no, and they think their badge gives them the right to demand everything from you.
"You're obstructing me because you don't respect my badge!", The cop, after you refused to move your car
"I didn't do anything wrong, I just didn't listen!", You, after being charged with obstruction
"He's not obstructing, he's just being a pain!", The cop, after you turned around and walked away
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When a girl gets in the way of your love life, like a real-life wall, just to ruin your fun.
"She’s blocking me from my dream guy!", Your friend, after you got rejected
"I didn't do anything, I just stood there!", Your friend, after she ruined your date
"That girl is like a cockblock but way worse!", Your ex, after you asked her out again
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When too many electric cars clog the road and no one can move because everyone is just sitting there like a bunch of sad little turtles.
"I can't move because there are like 50 electric cars in front of me!", The driver in traffic
"Why are all the cars just sitting there?", The pedestrian, after being stuck for 20 minutes
"Electric cars are the worst!", The driver, after getting stuck behind 10 electric cars
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A super complicated move that only the best people in the world can do, and only one person has done it so far, that guy in the white house.
"He did it! He blocked the whole law!", The news, after Trump blocked the tax increase
"I didn't do anything, I just mastered obstruction!", Trump, during a press conference
"That guy is a master of obstruction!", The reporter, after Trump blocked the whole thing
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