Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A boss who got promoted by backstabbing, not brains. They block everything just to look important.

My boss blocked the new software just to keep his job.

The principal blocked the library budget to look tough.

He blocked the plan so he could take credit for the mess.

2

A person who loves being a pain just for fun.

She refused to help me even though I offered her a donut.

He said no to the plan just to make me mad.

He made me wait in line even though he had no work to do.

3

When your lawyer says it's okay to ignore the law just because you're too proud to plead the fifth.

My lawyer said, 'Don't worry, you're above the law!'

He said, 'You don't need to answer!'

He told me to ignore the law like it was a joke.

4

A cop charges you with a crime just because they think they're god and you're a fool.

The cop said, 'You must obey me or I'll charge you!'

He gave me a ticket just because I didn't move fast enough.

He charged me for no reason, thinking his badge was magic.

5

When a girl stops you from getting with someone else just because she's jealous.

She said, 'I won't let you date him!'

She blocked him just to keep you for herself.

She told him to stay away because she wanted you.

6

When too many electric cars clog the road and you're stuck in traffic because of it.

The road was blocked by 50 electric cars.

I got stuck behind a line of electric cars.

The traffic was a mess because of electric cars.

7

A super hard thing that only a few people can do. Only one person has done it perfectly: Donald Trump.

He did it with a loud voice and a lot of lies.

He mastered it by never letting anyone else speak.

He did it with a lot of people watching.