obstropoliser

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1
a human trash can that walks around and gives you the worst vibes ever
I saw that obstropoliser at the mall and immediately left.
He walked into my group chat and ruined my mood.
That guy at the bus stop was an obstropoliser. I swear.
2
a person so annoying they make your life worse just by existing
My neighbor is an obstropoliser. He plays loud music at 3 AM.
That kid in my class is an obstropoliser. He talks way too much.
My boss is an obstropoliser. He yells at everyone.
3
a walking disaster who brings bad luck and bad vibes to everyone around them
That obstropoliser spilled coffee on me and my laptop.
I got stuck behind an obstropoliser in line at the store.
My friend's ex is an obstropoliser. She brings chaos everywhere.
4
a person who is so bad at everything they make you want to scream
That obstropoliser failed at their job and their life.
My friend's dog is an obstropoliser. It barks at everything.
That kid in my group project is an obstropoliser. He does nothing.
5
a person who is so useless they make your day worse just by being there
That obstropoliser sat next to me on the bus and talked the whole time.
My brother is an obstropoliser. He doesn't do anything useful.
That obstropoliser walked into my house and refused to leave.
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