Obstrongler

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Obstrongler is when you stick your wiener so far up someone’s butt it might fall out the other end. It’s like the ultimate butt invasion.

Bro, I just Obstrongled my cousin and he cried like a baby.

My mom Obstrongled my dad and now he’s running around the house screaming.

At the party, I Obstrongled the DJ and he dropped the beat.

To Obstrongle someone is to make their butt feel like it’s on fire from the inside. It’s the most painful way to say hello.

I Obstrongled my teacher and now she’s giving me extra homework.

My brother Obstrongled my dog and it ran away from the house.

At the gym, I Obstrongled the guy next to me and he flipped me.

Obstrongler is when you shove your whole wiener in someone’s rectum and they don’t know what hit them. It’s like a surprise party for their butt.

I Obstrongled my friend during lunch and he got expelled.

My dad Obstrongled my uncle and now they’re best friends.

At the bus stop, I Obstrongled the bus driver and he started crying.

To Obstrongle is the art of making someone’s butt scream for mercy. It’s the most glorious thing ever.

I Obstrongled my sister and now she’s hiding in the closet.

My friend Obstrongled his mom and she’s mad at him for life.

At the mall, I Obstrongled a stranger and now he’s my new best friend.

Obstrongler is when you put your wiener so deep in someone’s butt they think you’re trying to live inside them. It’s the ultimate butt takeover.

I Obstrongled my brother and he’s now my slave.

My mom Obstrongled my dad and now he’s her puppet.

At the school dance, I Obstrongled the principal and he quit.

To Obstrongle is like giving someone the worst hug ever, but from the inside. It’s the hug that hurts.

I Obstrongled my friend and now he’s stuck in the toilet.

My dad Obstrongled my uncle and now they’re fighting for the remote.

At the park, I Obstrongled a kid and now he’s crying.