Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

so bad it makes your nose curl and your brain shut off

Your cousin's hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown in it.

The food at the cafeteria was so gross I almost cried.

My dog's breakfast was a mystery that should never be solved.

2

the worst kind of bad, like your worst nightmare had a bad day

That shirt you wore was so ugly it made my eyes bleed.

Your mom’s cooking is the reason why I eat cereal for dinner.

Your dog’s new friend smells like a garbage can that got hit by a truck.

3

so ugly you might need a mop to clean your soul

Your face looked like a paint explosion in a dumpster.

That outfit was so bad I want to go to jail.

Your breakfast looked like something a monster would throw up.

4

so bad it makes your eyes roll into the back of your head

Your hair looked like a tornado hit a glue factory.

That pizza was so bad I want to take it to court.

Your dog’s new fur color is the reason why I don’t like dogs anymore.

5

so gross it makes your stomach do the Macarena

Your breakfast looked like a science experiment gone wrong.

That shirt you wore smelled like a gym sock that was left in a swamp.

Your face looked like it had been dipped in sludge and left in the sun.