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It’s the only way things can go right, and even then you’re lucky
Why did I pick this job? Because it just makes sense.
I just got promoted. It just makes sense. Also, I just got fired.
My life is a mess. It just makes sense.
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It’s like the universe is giving you a middle finger and a report card
I woke up late, missed my train, and spilled coffee on my boss. It just makes sense.
My dog ate my homework. It just makes sense.
I got a ticket for parking in a fire hydrant. It just makes sense.
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It’s when everything goes wrong just to make you feel stupid
I forgot my password, my phone died, and my dog barked at me. It just makes sense.
I tried to cook dinner. It just makes sense.
I got into a fight with my mom over a toaster. It just makes sense.
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It’s like the universe is laughing at your bad decisions
I took a job at a fast food restaurant. It just makes sense.
I got a tattoo of my ex’s name. It just makes sense.
I said yes to a second date. It just makes sense.
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It’s when the whole world conspires to make your day a disaster
I got stuck in traffic, my car broke down, and my phone died. It just makes sense.
I forgot my keys, my wallet, and my brain. It just makes sense.
I got a flat tire during a thunderstorm. It just makes sense.
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