obstraight

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A person who is too confused to know if they like boys or girls or both or neither.

'I think I'm obstraight,' he said. 'I just want to cry in a bathroom.'

'She asked if I was straight. I said, 'No, I'm obstraight. I'm confused and I hate myself.'

My friend texted me: 'I think I'm obstraight. I dated a girl, then a boy, then a cat.'

A person who is straight but also not straight at the same time.

'I'm obstraight,' she said. 'I like girls but I also like my brother.'

He posted on Twitter: 'I'm obstraight. I'm married but I still look at my coworker like he's my soulmate.'

My mom called me: 'Your brother is obstraight. He's dating a guy but he still goes to church.'

A person who is too lazy to decide if they're gay or straight.

'I'm obstraight,' he said. 'I just want to sleep and not think about this anymore.'

She texted me: 'I'm obstraight. I dated a girl for a week, then a guy, and now I'm just tired.'

My dad said, 'I'm obstraight. I like women but I also like my pizza.'

A person who is so confused they might as well be a salad.

He said, 'I'm obstraight. I'm like a salad, no one knows what I am.'

My friend posted: 'I'm obstraight. I like boys, girls, my dog, and my ex.'

She told me, 'I'm obstraight. I'm like a confused chicken. I don't know where I'm going.'

A person who is too drunk to know what they like.

'I'm obstraight,' he said. 'I just drank 10 beers and now I think I like both.'

She texted me: 'I'm obstraight. I kissed my best friend and now I'm just drunk.'

My brother said, 'I'm obstraight. I like girls, but I also like my mom's cooking.'